This was the one that got me into trouble in '92. Dad flipped when he found me watching Carlin...and I was 18. He didn't know I'd been listening to Carlin for awhile. Tristan even grew up with him while watching Thomas The Tank (Carlin narrated it at one point).
"I'm always relieved when someone is delivering a eulogy and I realize I'm listening to it."-Carlin
"Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why not? Some people have to go to work and don't have time for all that."-Carlin
"The reason I talk to myself is that I'm the only one whose answers I accept."-Carlin
"The status quo sucks. "-Carlin
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